March 2012
Anonymous asked: Seriously, there has to be some flaw with you. Do you have a penis? Do you drink babies blood?
Anonymous asked: So can you stop being totally fucking perfect or...?
February 2012
Remember that one time I was playing Skyrim and...
I used to be an adventurer like you, until Skyrim froze (again) and I lost all of the progress I made. I quit.
anacottsteel asked: The drawing looks good to me. I can't draw. When I doodle I end up only drawing boxes, just repeatedly. Boxes, boxes everywhere! Connecting boxes with no gaps.
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Anonymous asked: my roommates make me want to bang my head against the wall. what should i do? I have no where else to go.
Anonymous asked: what could I do in a room alone with you?
Anonymous asked: how do you get your hair in subtle waves? I have wavy/curly/frizzy hair and I usually can only wear it straight, or in a pony tail wavy but it's usually too frizzy to wear down naturally. When I put in gell/mousse and try and scrunch it, it just gets frizzy. I've tried straightening then curling but the curls just fall out. any helpful tips?
Anonymous asked: You look like you smell bad.
jonathangoldberg asked: Yo. Haters gonna hate.
Anonymous asked: you diss the "duck face" girls pose in their pictures yet you do the same "trying to be seductive" pose which is equally as ugly as the duck face
If you're ugly on the inside, but beautiful on the...
thoughts at 12:07 am:
who came up with the name ‘Kirk’ anyway? Or ‘Dirk’? I guess I shouldn’t talk considering I’m named after a tiger..
How does one acquire the lasso of truth? I always thought I was pretty good at reading people, but lately it just seems like I’m on a trend of second guessing myself. I am in a steady state. I just really hope that one day I can be the...
Watch90% sure I did this before, but I’ve gotten a few requests to do it again so//////////////////////////////////////////…………….”””””””l;
Say these words: Aunt, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting image,...
Watchdead.
Watchjoshishollywood:
Every time I work on learning a Between The Buried And Me song by ear on piano, the following events usually happen at least once per attempt.
thoughts at 9:30 pm:
I realize I’ve been neglecting my ‘thoughts at…’ posts and it has been brought to my attention by several of you tumbl-hobbits out there. I have had way too much cough syrup over the past few days, and my thought process is a little whackier than normal, SO BARE WITH ME. Bear………..………with me….
I always wondered what a pizza topped...
Anonymous asked: whats your sign?
Watchjoshishollywood:
I’m learning a lot! Very educational, thank you for this
NO.. HOPE.. FOR.. HUMANITY………….
Did she just tell me to recite the Constitution while having sex?………….