January 2011
“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning,...”
– Frank Sinatra
Me: We can all eat pizza! Except Katrina.. she hates pizza.
Dave: What? How the fuck does she hate pizza?
Dave: Who hates pizza?
Dave: Is she human? What the fuck
Me: Hahahaha you're so mad!
Dave: Yea I am mad!
Dave: Wow. I just don't get it. How can anyone hate pizza? We need to stop talking about this. It's making me upset.
Me: Don't be upset. We will shove pizza down her throat and she'll realize how great it is and love us forever.
Dave: Mmmmmm
i.d.g.a.f.
“ I think the most common cause of insomnia is simple; it’s loneliness. ”
– — Heath Ledger
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alyshaplease asked: im trying to make babies with you this weekend.
true or false.
true or false.
lyingwhilelying asked: I'm much more interesting as an anonymous person, but I digress.. If you remember me I'll be surprised.
Anonymous asked: You were very enigmatic, it was alluring, it was dangerous, it was ...cool
marygracebattaglia asked: YES! Remember when you dressed like him with the glasses and everything? Hahahha. I miss you too, girlie. I was actually talking about you to Benson, about how happy I am that you actually went back home, cause I know how bad you wanted to. I hope all is well! :)
Anonymous asked: I think we actually had a class together back in high school, I always thought you were really cool, but never got the courage to talk to you...
I've got a hunger, twisting my stomach into knots.
That my tongue is tied off.
My brains repeating, if you've got an impulse let it out..
I've got a hunger, twisting my stomach into knots.
That my tongue is tied off.
My brains repeating, if you've got an impulse let it out..
marygracebattaglia asked: I'm glad you reblogged that wolf picture! It reminded me of you & that wolf shirt you owned (that I loved, btw) for a split second haha.
Anonymous asked: hmm, good question.. it started when I saw your post about you dreaming about someone who is only 2 hours away, then I realized that on my tumblr, the day before you posted that I said how I lived two hours away from the cap district... so I thought it was a funny coincidence, I know you weren't dreaming about me though..
Oh, instincts are misleading
You shouldn't...
Oh, instincts are misleading
You shouldn't...
Anonymous asked: The guy talking about eggs was making a turquoisejeep reference...
There's a tear in the fabric,
of your favorite dress,
and I'm sneaking glances.
Looking for the patterns in static,
Ivory lines lead oo-wah-ho oo-wah-ho..
There's a tear in the fabric,
of your favorite dress,
and I'm sneaking glances.
Looking for the patterns in static,
Ivory lines lead oo-wah-ho oo-wah-ho..
Anonymous asked: I'll get a life after you ride my dick.
Anonymous asked: omg...if suicide girls accept u..do u have to commit suicide after you take photos?? i really hope not bc u seem like a nice girl...and that would b awful..please think abt it!! u wont even be able to enjoy the fame cuz youll be dead!! i hope you dont..
coldhandss-deactivated20110502 asked: How you like your eggs - fried or fertilized?
Anonymous asked: I like Daria. Let's mate.
Anonymous asked: So brown eyes I hold you near,
Cause you're the only sound I want to hear
A melody softly soaring my atmosphere..
Cause you're the only sound I want to hear
A melody softly soaring my atmosphere..
Anonymous asked: Ham? I can hook you up gurrl
And I also want you to know I was going to post something very gross but decided against it because you deserve to be treated like a princess and not a whore :)
And I also want you to know I was going to post something very gross but decided against it because you deserve to be treated like a princess and not a whore :)
Anonymous asked: Haha you're so funny!
What kind of sandwich? I am your slave.
What kind of sandwich? I am your slave.
Anonymous asked: Have you done anything in furthering your Suicide Girls thing?
Anonymous asked: I use "hehe" and a winky face when I want to sound creepy. It makes it much more fun hehe ;) and I have gone through puberty and my balls have dropped so they're now perfect for your mouth.
Anonymous asked: Hehe you like it dirty ;)
Anonymous asked: I want to fuck you really badly.
beyoncesmokesweed asked: jk i'm an idiot COOL
beyoncesmokesweed asked: you just moved to central florida??? i just started following you but i live here too. ugh i want your theme!
Sometimes
You just gotta pull over your car, move the seat back, punch off the radio, attack your steering wheel and cry for a minute. When you’re done, continue to drive.
Last night makes it the fourth time I've dreamt...
Only to find out that today you are within a 2 hour drive of me. Stop haunting me.
“And then I felt sad because I realized that once people are broken in certain...”
– Douglas Coupland
Me: What are you doing?
?: I'm looking for a 100 watt light bulb. And eating.
Me: I could ask........ but I'm afraid of the answer.
?: Yeah, I wouldn't tell you anyway.
Me: And why is that?
?: Its a secret.
Me: What are you.. 12? Who keeps secrets anymore?
?: I do. about 100 watt light bulbs..
Me: Well just to let you know..they have strap ons for that
?: Nice try, not what I need the light bulb for.
Anonymous asked: who are your bestfriends? you seem to bounce from friend to friend alot.
Anonymous asked: how does one cope with death?
“and im so good at running. ive got the gypsy blood. travel, tackel, trek and...”
New goal in life:
I want to be a pin-up girl. Case closed.
corgraves asked: You reblogged my post on Brian Greene. I just thought I should let you know that he is coming out with another book on January 25th. Here is a link to the Amazon page:
http://www.amazon.com/Hidden-Reality-Parallel-Universes-Cosmos/dp/0307265633/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1295720853&sr=8-1
I have The Elegant Universe waiting for me. But I think I need a mental...
http://www.amazon.com/Hidden-Reality-Parallel-Universes-Cosmos/dp/0307265633/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1295720853&sr=8-1
I have The Elegant Universe waiting for me. But I think I need a mental...
Anonymous asked: twitter?