February 2010
HhahAHHahahHAHh
Grandma: (points towards her upper thigh) I used to have a mouse tattoo'd here.
Toni: Uh, what happened to it?
Grandma: My pussy ate it!.... Gotta watch out for things with teeth.
I spent the night at Sean's last night.
Even though he pisses me off 99% of the time.. he’s still my favorite boyfriend. Tomorrow I get my new Blackberry. Tuesday I’m going to J-ville to see LIGHTS and Owl City. Today my Grandpa Chuck told me to eat a dog biscuit.. and I said only if he did. So long story short, my Grandpa Chuck and I ate a dog biscuit together. Just thought you’d want to know.
January 2010
The only thing I want for my birthday is a...
There is a 75% chance I will be in the military by...
What the fuck..
Here is what I'm doing:
I’m hanging out with Julia. Listening to Mickey Avalon. Eating chocolate off her tits. Do you love it? You probz should.
I am Kitty Purry.
dot dot dot
DOT! DOT! DOT!
HAPPY LADY GAGA DAY!
kadygaga:
Got my Lady G shit on. I’m ready to rock n roll.
Holllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllla. I will speak in Gaga lyrics all day.
So last night I bought.
Fight Club
Donnie Darko
the Jungle Book
X-men Evolutions: Wolverine
Juno
Movie night awlll alone tonight.
I bought black hair dye yesterday.
Do I use it?
................Toni..........
kadygaga:
fmylife:
Today, I took a picture of my “privates” on my girlfriends cell phone and set it as her background without her knowing. Minutes later, I heard her mom scream. She has the same phone. FML
HAHAHAHAHhaHAhahHAhahHAA
repeat
everythings on repeat. my dreams, my days, this song. fuck it all.
Reblog with what people have said you look like...
bbones:
balboa:
mishappenings:
map-the-seoul:
deadchique:
cavesoflilith:
Amy Lee
Ugly Betty. Not kidding. People actually would get nervous around me because THEY THOUGHT I WAS UGLY BETTY (when I had the long black hair and bangs hair cut). Yes I have red glasses and braces too. Than when they got a little closer they noticed I wasn’t. I am so flattered.
Tina Fey
8D
A homeless...
Cuz baby U my errything, Uuu awl I eva wanted....
how lovely it would be if you fell off the face of...
(via bbones)
Dallas Green makes my heart melt like no other.
Wanna see my bone collection?
If you ain't diiirrrty you ain't here ta...
(via kadygaga)
strikegently:
versaemerge - “toxic” (britney...
He's worth it.
“I’m going to get J&J under my arm. But its fine if we break up....”
– Julia
I set our house on fire to watch it burn.
Do you understand how frustrated I am right now?
Because I don’t think you do.
A boy named Harold just introduced himself to me. He then proceeded to inform me that his dog needs to be put down because his bladder is all swollen and shit because its too old to remember how to take a piss.
well LISTEEEN
I got me sum.
2 Victoria’s Secret bra’s which don’t fit me because apparently I am a D, hair spray, 23947238 pairs of underwear and lipstick. A pair of sneakers and 2 shirts from Urban. A sweatshirt, purse and hat from Forever 21. A pair of jeans and 2 sweaters from… Hollister.. A shirt and a pair of jeans from American Eagle. And a pair of zebra undiez from Express.
Not...
I'm all strung out. My heart is fried.
“I wanted H’s for Heidi, but that didn’t really work out.”